The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet. After 3 days of intensive training, the sales manager told him to go home and practice his pitch on his wife.

The next morning,...Read More

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me...Read More

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lisa!
Lisa who?
Lisa you can do is let me in!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lisbon!
Lisbon who?
Lisbon married eight times!

Knock Knock
Who's ...Read More

Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

What's a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but ...Read More